What's My Line???

[Cinder]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Haywood Nelson:
Office Max?</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>


Damnit you Bitch...I told the few that knew to keep their mouth shut during the game

Deej...We are currently out of the black 12A1970 Ink Cartridges, but we do have a 12A1975 that is a higher capacity cartridge for $40.99

damn ink...you would think it was made out of gold

Okay so what is my job position???

And NO I am NOT the HEAD cashier

[Biggie Cohen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:

Okay so what is my job position???
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69, Dude!!



<font color="#330033" size="1">[ March 08, 2002 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Biggie ]</font>

[Uncle Fester]

My questions:

1. What is a gerund?

2. What is the Capital of North Dakota?

3. How many Frenchmen can't be wrong?

You work here:

1. Barnum & Bailey Circus (stiltwalker)
2. Boston General Hospital (brain surgeon)
3. Denny's (fry cook)
4. CIA (double-knot spy)
5. At home (envelope stuffer)
6. Dunkin Doughnuts (Associate Icer, level II)
7. U.S. Army (you drive a self-propelled howitzer)
8. Melman's Tall and Fat (clerk)
9. Keebler (cracker salter)
10. Ying's Bamboo Hut (dominatrix)

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Contestant Number 1, what is your name please?
"My name is Hellen Keller."

Contestant Number 2?
"My name is Hellen Keller."

Contestant Number 3?
"AROOFM mAnnISSHELLL-hELon KilLLloaHHHR"

[Van [down by the river]]

Some things never change. Bace is always funny and whenever the incredibly underrated Uncle Fester feels like it he comes up with some of the best shit these boards have to offer.

[TenTallBen]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:
but there is a copy center where I work</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

That gave it away.

[Cinder]

hint...my job position is related to a song of the 70's that was covered in the 90's by Tesla

Damn...I didn't know we were the only office supply store that has a copy center

[Python]

I don't recall any Tesla songs about crack whores.

Where's moth and tomas when you need them?

[Cinder]

PY...Trying to smack???

Go back to Jerking Off

[Shiny Happy People Troll]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Python:
I don't recall any Tesla songs about crack whores.</font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

Er, maybe Cinder is an Assistant Crackwhore!

[Smackie Chan]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><table border="0" width="90%" bgcolor="#333333" cellspacing="1" cellpadding="0"><tr><td width="100%"><table border="0" width="100%" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" bgcolor="#FF9900"><tr><td width="100%" bgcolor="#DDDDDD"><font size=2 face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Cinder:

hint...my job position is related to a song of the 70's that was covered in the 90's by Tesla </font></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></BLOCKQUOTE>

You either make Signs, or you're a crew slut for the Five Man Electrical Band. It's a toss-up.